Shippers

While we respect Kristen's decisions in regards to her personal life, we have a mutual distaste for Rob.

If you need reasons for our distaste in Robert, please refer to our previous post.

SHIPPERS ARE THE PROBLEM.

WHY DO WE THINK SHIPPERS ARE THE PROBLEM?

          1-They live in FANFIC world. Yes, that's right. They sit there and read real life R/K fanfic and believe this shit has really happened. (I wish I was just joking)

           2-Kristen and Rob are NOT Bella and Edward! There is NO wedding, cherry popping pregnancy, and birth of their hybrid daughter.

          3-Shippers are as DELUSIONAL as they claim the Nonstens to be. Picking apart pictures, comparing clothes that they wear, Tweeting their friends / cast members in regards to a confirmation, only to prove their desperation.

            4-Shippers don't give a FUCK about anything other then their precious ROBSTEN being together. Yes, that includes 24/7. If Rob doesn't bring Kristen to the bathroom with him, there is a universal breakdown due to the fact insecure girls (I'm sorry "woman") believe if they're apart for 3 minutes, Rob met a girl on the way to the bathroom and fucked her against the wall.

             5-Shippers don't care about Kristen. That's right. 75% of  them live their life through hers. And this is all kind of lame.

          6-Shippers don't give a fuck about Kristen's career. Why? Because they MUST be together 24/7! They even plan their schedules around each other (of course, this has nothing to do with the fact directors of upcoming projects have previous commitments, it's all about R/K).

           7-Shippers believe Kristen is ALWAYS pregnant, but still claim to hope she gets roles. (which they pray to not happen every time a role is confirmed, for their own satisfaction) .Kristen has been knocked up for the past two years in their eyes. (I hope I'll look this good knocked up).

            8-Shippers always make excuses for Rob's disgusting life style. Rob doesn't shower? It's okay, they can be live like happy "hobos". Rob is out drinking with his mates? It's okay, it's normal to have boy time. Rob drives cross country with his buddies and is spotted at a bar every single night? It's okay, DUI's are the cool thing to do.

9-Shippers claim to LOVE Kristen, yet they have absolutely NO respect for her co-stars.

            10-Shippers and Nonstens are like shit and diarrhea. One side is desperate to prove Kristen and Rob are in a relationship, while the other side sinks low to prove them wrong.Who gives a rat's ass? It doesn't change the fact that Robert Pattinson SUCKS.

These girls ("women") have more in common than they think, they love drama as much as they love Rob's holy sparkle peen.

I hope you enjoyed the TRUTH as much as we did.  If you didn't , we still don't care.

- Blue Violet & Red Rose